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Beaver Reliever 30 Milliliter Bottle, Free Shipping, Made in Australia

Beaver Relievr

Muff Moisturizer

May your beaver be relieved of dryness, your snatch-like silk, and your labia get the love and attention it so richly deserves every day!

You get dry skin on your vulva just like on your face, neck, body, hands and feet, and unfortunately sometimes get the itching, flaking & peeling, burning, sensitivity, or redness, that can accompany it.

You should be moisturizing your magnificent muff every day with a few drops of Beaver Relievr™. It absorbs quickly and leaves the skin on your vulva feeling supple, replenished, rehydrated and lovingly cared for.

This little bottle of goodness will last you for about 4 months, but the very important and funny conversations it will start will last well into the future.


Specifically designed by our Complimentary Health Practitioners, in collaboration with a bunch of beavers to help nurture and care for your nom nom bits, Beaver Relievr has been formulated using:

  • Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia Chinesis)
  • Cannabis Sativa low THC
  • Fractionated Coconut Oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)
  • Gotu Kola (Centella Asiatica)
  • Calendula (Calendula Officinalis)
  • Bergamot Essential Oil (Citrus Bergamia) Bergaptine free
  • Lavender Essential Oil (Lavendula Angustifolia)
  • Sandalwood Essential Oil (Amyris Balsamifera)
  • German Chamomile Essential Oil (Matricaria Recutita)
  • Amiox (Rosemary Antioxidant Extract) (Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract)

Our “Nuts & Bolts™” product is next!

Cray Cray Vajayjay Welcome Beavers

No Beaver Left Behind

Is your vulva itchy,
your pudendum parched,
or your private-parts problematic?

Has your coochie been uncooperative,
your beaver bothersome,
or your smoo sensitive?

If your snatch has snuffed it
or just gone a bit “snatchsquatch”
(and you have razor burn or ingrown hairs after deforestation)

Moisturize your muff with…

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Here’s what others are saying!

We keep our testimonials anonymous because it’s hard enough to get them when we’re talking about people’s coochies, let alone publish their names on our website. We’re hoping to change that.

Beaver Relievr works well for the dry skin I get with menopause. It’s also been good with my sensitive skin and I’ll keep using it. Thanks!

I never thought I’d moisturise my “Muff” but after doing it I’m a convert!

My boyfriend bought Beaver Relievr for me as a joke because of the name but it’s really good. Now he wants to use it.
I use a steroid cream my doctor prescribes for me for L S and I also use Beaver Relievr. It helps with the itching from being so dry.
Throughout my journey with dry skin “down there”, I have used numerous brand names and lesser-known products without any viable results. Once I began to use Beaver Relievr, I saw a noticeable difference in about a week. My skin has been feeling great.

Stories from “The Bush”

Dear Karen,

Dear Karen,

Dear Karen, As open book as we say we are, we do not owe you our proprietary company information and we will not divulge the medical professionals we work with (apart from Phil who is my husband and the company naturopath) because...

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