“Through thick bush and thin landing strip we are by your side, ready to make your muff mint again.”
Muff Moisturizing Oil
May your beaver be relieved of dryness, your snatch, like silk, and your labia get the love and attention they so richly deserve.
You can get dry skin on your vulva just like on your face, neck, body, hands and feet, and unfortunately sometimes, the itching, flaking and peeling, burning, sensitivity, or redness, that comes with it.
Beaver Relievr is a proprietary formulated blend of beautiful, natural essential oils and botanical extracts. It’s a great smoo-soother and you can also use it as aftercare for shaving, waxing, or lasering of the bush.
Just a few drops of Beaver Relievr absorbs quickly and leaves the skin on your vulva feeling replenished, rehydrated and relieved.
Specifically designed by our Complimentary Health Practitioners, in collaboration with a bunch of beavers to help nurture and care for your nom nom bits, Beaver Relievr® has been formulated using:
- Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis)
- Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia Chinesis)
- Hemp (Cannabis Sativa low THC less than 0.3%. Grown under licence DPI Australia)
- Fractionated Coconut Oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)
- Gotu Kola (Centella Asiatica)
- Calendula (Calendula Officinalis)
- Bergamot Essential Oil (Citrus Bergamia) Bergaptene free
- Lavender Essential Oil (Lavendula Angustifolia)
- Sandalwood Essential Oil (Amyris Balsamifera)
- German Chamomile Essential Oil (Matricaria Chamomilla)
- Amiox (Rosemary Antioxidant Extract) (Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract)
Our “Nuts & Bolts™” product is next!
No Beaver Left Behind®
Is your vulva itchy,
your pudendum parched,
or your private-parts problematic?
Has your coochie been uncooperative,
your beaver bothersome,
or your smoo sensitive?
If your snatch has snuffed it
or just gone a bit “snatchsquatch”
(and you have razor burn, tenderness or ingrown hairs after deforestation)
Moisturize your muff with…
Here’s what others are saying!
I never thought I’d moisturise my “Muff” but after doing it I’m a convert!
Stories from “The Bush”
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