Through thick bush and thin landing strip we were by your side, ready to make your muff mint again, but not through Covid-19. We’re sorry, Beaver Relievr® is unavailable at the moment due to Covid-related shipping delays.

Beaver Relievr 30 ml Muff Moisturizing Oil

Beaver Relievr®

Muff Moisturizing Oil

May your beaver be breathtaking, your snatch, like silk, your vulva, vibrant  and your labia get the love and attention they so richly deserve.

You can get dry skin on your outer genitals just like on your face, neck, body, hands and feet, and unfortunately sometimes, the itching, flaking and peeling, burning, sensitivity, or redness, that comes with it.

Beaver Relievr is a proprietary formulated blend of beautiful, natural essential oils and botanical infusions and extracts. It’s a magnificent muff moisturizer and you can also use it after shaving, waxing, or lasering of the bush.

Just a few drops of Beaver Relievr absorbs quickly and leaves the dry skin on your beaver feeling so much better.


Specifically designed by our Complimentary Health Practitioners, in collaboration with a bunch of beavers to help nurture and care for your nom nom bits, Beaver Relievr® has been formulated using:


  • Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis)
  • Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia Chinesis)
  • Hemp (whole plant Cannabis Sativa low THC less than 0.3%. Grown under licence DPI Australia)
  • Fractionated Coconut Oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)
  • Gotu Kola (Centella Asiatica)
  • Calendula (Calendula Officinalis)
  • Bergamot Essential Oil (Citrus Bergamia) Bergaptene free
  • Lavender Essential Oil (Lavendula Angustifolia)
  • Sandalwood Essential Oil (Santalum album)
  • German Chamomile Essential Oil (Matricaria Chamomilla)
  • Amiox (Rosemary Antioxidant Extract) (Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract)


Cray Cray Vajayjay Welcome Beavers

No Beaver Left Behind®

Is your vulva vexed,
your pudendum parched,
or your private parts problematic?

Has your coochie been uncooperative,
your beaver peeved,
or your downstairs in the dumps?

If your smoo has lost its th
or you’ve just tamed “snatchsquatch”


Moisturize your muff with…

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Here’s what others are saying!

Get your shit together ScoMo, we want our Beaver Relievr back.

I never thought I’d moisturise my “Muff” but after doing it I’m a convert!

My boyfriend bought Beaver Relievr for me as a joke because of the name but it’s really good. Now he wants to use it.
I use a steroid cream my doctor prescribes for me for L S and I also use Beaver Relievr. It helps with the itching from being so dry.
Throughout my journey with dry skin “down there”, I have used numerous brand names and lesser-known products without any viable results. Once I began to use Beaver Relievr, I saw a noticeable difference in about a week. My skin has been feeling great.

Stories from “The Bush”

Dear Karen,

Dear Karen,

Dear Karen, I understand that you might have some concerns about using Beaver Relievr on your beave and it may well not be for you, but before you go "full Karen" on us, keep in mind, we aren’t going to formulate a product that will...

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