“Through thick bush and thin landing strip we are by your side, ready to make your muff mint again.”
May your beaver be relieved of dryness, your snatch-like silk, and your labia get the love and attention it so richly deserves every day!
You get dry skin on your vulva just like on your face, neck, body, hands and feet, and unfortunately sometimes get the itching, flaking & peeling, burning, sensitivity, or redness, that can accompany it.
You should be moisturizing your magnificent muff every day with a few drops of Beaver Relievr™. It absorbs quickly and leaves the skin on your vulva feeling supple, replenished, rehydrated and lovingly cared for.
This little bottle of goodness will last you for about 4 months, but the very important and funny conversations it will start will last well into the future.
Specifically designed by our Complimentary Health Practitioners, in collaboration with a bunch of beavers to help nurture and care for your nom nom bits, Beaver Relievr has been formulated using:
- Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia Chinesis)
- Cannabis Sativa low THC
- Fractionated Coconut Oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)
- Gotu Kola (Centella Asiatica)
- Calendula (Calendula Officinalis)
- Bergamot Essential Oil (Citrus Bergamia) Bergaptine free
- Lavender Essential Oil (Lavendula Angustifolia)
- Sandalwood Essential Oil (Amyris Balsamifera)
- German Chamomile Essential Oil (Matricaria Recutita)
- Amiox (Rosemary Antioxidant Extract) (Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract)
Our “Nuts & Bolts™” product is next!
No Beaver Left Behind™
Is your vulva itchy,
your pudendum parched,
or your private-parts problematic?
Has your coochie been uncooperative,
your beaver bothersome,
or your smoo sensitive?
If your snatch has snuffed it
or just gone a bit “snatchsquatch”
(and you have razor burn or ingrown hairs after deforestation)
Moisturize your muff with…
Here’s what others are saying!
We keep our testimonials anonymous because it’s hard enough to get them when we’re talking about people’s coochies, let alone publish their names on our website. We’re hoping to change that.
I never thought I’d moisturise my “Muff” but after doing it I’m a convert!
Stories from “The Bush”
Dear Karen, As open book as we say we are, we do not owe you our proprietary company information and we will not divulge the medical professionals we work with (apart from Phil who is my husband and the company naturopath) because...
Here at Cray Cray VaJayJay, we’re all about the bits—innies and outies—the beaves, the muffs, the nuts. Our company journey began when one of our friends’ Vajays went cray and we wanted to help. Beaver Relievr™ is the product of...
I’m sitting here in my Wonder Woman undies, getting ready to drop our freebie beaver song and music video I wrote with a friend as a big internet hug for you all called Party Like a Beaver by The Beavers. It’s about beavers—happy,...